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cloudsense 

An abstract technology idea that 'belongs in the cloud'
Dude1 (cloud geek): you should place that application in the cloud!
Dude2: You think?
Dude1 (cloud geek): Yes, it's perfect... it makes cloudsense!
cloudsense by jpkaty August 26, 2009

cloudless 

Someone who either refuses to or can't figure out how to use "The Cloud".
Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
cloudless by Your Eminence December 15, 2014

CloudiestStatue 

CloudiestStatue is a username that only a real Chad has

CloudiestStatue has the biggest penis in the world with all the gals at his door

He is very kind and is sometimes competitive but not very much

CloudiestStatue doesn't have much friends because he doesn't accept fake friends!

Has a very attractive gal named Emily that is his best friend and always talk with him
V: CloudiestStatue is a very good guy that is very kind

C: no wait! Is it that CloudiestStatue?

cloud/cloudself 

Some stupid ass neopronoun used for idiots who can't grasp the idea of "they/them" and feel the need to be cute and quirky while sounding stupid
Example of the dumbass cloud/cloudself :

"Cloud went to the beach to play alone with the ants because cloudself is a fucking weirdo"

Cloudies 

Multiple cloud vendors like an AWS, Microsoft Azure, Alibaba cloud etc together as a bunch can be jointly referred to as 'Cloudies' in plural form.
Until these large 'Cloudies' find a way of working with the tech startups and IP creators I find it tough for them to survive this big bad cut throat competitive CLOUD world going forward!
Cloudies by agilewiz July 17, 2018

Dreamy_Cloudss 

pink haired elf girl who tried to be a streamer back in early 2021, but failed miserably and decided to give up
also loves south park
dreamy_cloudss is swag as hell bro
Dreamy_Cloudss by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN December 31, 2021