Closurophobia

The fear of not having a face 🙈 I definitely have one :3

Briddgete: Hey susan!
Susan: Hey brid- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FACE?!
Briddgete: What!? *Touches face* OH MY GOD HELP ME!! WHERE IS IT?!1?1!
(that's closurophobia 👍 keep your face plz)

Closurophobia by Fraternity_KissISrealBRINGITBA October 15, 2023

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costrophobia

The fear, anxiety and heavy-sweating associated with thoughts of spending large sums of money.

When pondering his monthly budget, the dude had an episode of costrophobia!

costrophobia by El Heje December 6, 2015

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Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.

Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.

Clogstrophobia by Theman123 April 27, 2019

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Clostrophobic

Scared of walls

Guy: hey come in this elevator
guy2: no I'm clostrophobic

Guy: what that mean
Guy 2: I'm scared of walls

Clostrophobic by Yeetrr69420 September 27, 2019

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Clostrophobic Homeosis

Fear of being surrounded by gay people

Aiden has Clostrophobic Homeosis he feels he will die when around gay people

Clostrophobic Homeosis by gamerjuice138 May 1, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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