a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.
*making out*......*front door opens*
female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"
male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*
10-mins later....
*shirt gets thrown in*
5 mins later.....
female-"go, go now!"
male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"
female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"
male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*
10-mins later....
*shirt gets thrown in*
5 mins later.....
female-"go, go now!"
male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"
by Marc Bruckel October 25, 2007
Get the closetlove mug.a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.
*making out*......*front door opens*
female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"
male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*
10-mins later....
*shirt gets thrown in*
5 mins later.....
female-"go, go now!"
male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"
female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"
male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*
10-mins later....
*shirt gets thrown in*
5 mins later.....
female-"go, go now!"
male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"
by silentpandaquickbunny January 3, 2009
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The people who smile to one's face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.
You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"
ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"
You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."
*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*
ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"
YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!
ClosetFoe:
ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"
You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."
*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*
ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"
YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!
ClosetFoe:
by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011
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Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned
by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014
Get the Closetzoned mug.cloverlovesdavid is an amazing person who goes by the pro nouns they/them.They post good content while also being underrated
Person 1:In my opinion, cloverlovesdavid is amazing.
Person 2:That is not an opinion, that is a fact.cloverlovesdavid is the best
Person 2:That is not an opinion, that is a fact.cloverlovesdavid is the best
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