Closed Water 

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

Closed Water by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

Fucking close to water 

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

Fucking close to water by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

Water Closet 

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

Water Closet by Pimperator March 13, 2004

Chinese Water-closet 

When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.

Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!

Chinese Water-closet by Mackdaddy_V April 25, 2006

Water Closet 

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.

Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.

Water Closet by Clard April 17, 2014

Water Closet 

the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room

person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet

person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302

Water Closet by Spooky Fuckass October 28, 2021

Water Closet 

A term of endearment in reference to the shower

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet

Water Closet by TexFPX June 11, 2024