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Canadian Close line

Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole
Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.
Canadian Close line by BH4774 February 9, 2014

Closelining 

v. (chiefly in football) Knock down (a runner) by placing one's outstretched arm in the runner's path at neck level. may knock you out

n. A rope or wire on which washed clothes are hung to dry

Note: Closelining can also be spelled "Clotheslining"
Yo, if you don't want to remember where you are, play with Eric; that kid's always closelining.
Closelining by WordsRCool December 6, 2011

Closeline Laugh 

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.
Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026