Clopton

The splashing sound that poop makes when it hits the water. Best counteracts attempts of "piss-muting." Just hope you're sitting down when it happens! Works best with water!

"Hey did you hear that clopton that went off the other night!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"

by corporal koppesetic August 30, 2013

Clopton

One who strives for domination, but is constantly getting dominated. Has a small penis.

That guy tries really hard, but always ends up being a Clopton. Give him Honorable Mention.

by Dog8675309 August 26, 2013

Clopton

Slang for "I love being cockslapped"

Woman: Clopton me?
Man: hell ya!

by so i went for a walk one day 4 February 28, 2010