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The splashing sound that poop makes when it hits the water. Best counteracts attempts of "piss-muting." Just hope you're sitting down when it happens! Works best with water!
"Hey did you hear that clopton that went off the other night!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"
by corporal koppesetic August 30, 2013
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One who strives for domination, but is constantly getting dominated. Has a small penis.
That guy tries really hard, but always ends up being a Clopton. Give him Honorable Mention.
by Dog8675309 July 17, 2013
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