Clopton 

The splashing sound that poop makes when it hits the water. Best counteracts attempts of "piss-muting." Just hope you're sitting down when it happens! Works best with water!

"Hey did you hear that clopton that went off the other night!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"

Clopton by corporal koppesetic August 30, 2013

Clopton 

One who strives for domination, but is constantly getting dominated. Has a small penis.

That guy tries really hard, but always ends up being a Clopton. Give him Honorable Mention.

Clopton by Dog8675309 August 26, 2013

Clopton 

Slang for "I love being cockslapped"

Woman: Clopton me?
Man: hell ya!

Clopton by so i went for a walk one day 4 February 28, 2010

Eric Clapton 

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

Eric Clapton by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

clapton 

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

clapton by busterboner August 28, 2009

Clapton 

to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.

Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.

Clapton by Baron Crane July 2, 2006