A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.
A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.
Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.
Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".