Clonce

It is a cross breed between the words clapped and nonce.

That guy is such a clonce

Clonce by Tommyyyyyyyeavessssss October 2, 2019

Clonce

a closet nonce, a sexual deviant who will look at children but not act upon their urges.

its the summer dude, kids are outta school. Be careful who you look at, some kids these days look pretty old... you don't wanna seem like a clonce

Clonce by MrKayne August 28, 2009

chonce 

An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.

Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"

chonce by icedteapayne September 12, 2015

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

Chonce 

Chonce: Typically used by One Direction's Niall Horan trying to say ''chance''

Niall- ''We took a chonce.''
Fangirl (Directioner) ''Omg! I want a chonce, whatever that is!''

Chonce by YoungCoyote101 January 2, 2016

chonce 

A alternative word for chance said by Niall Horan because of his accent. One direction fans find it hilarious

Niall: we took a chonce

Liam: *leans over* i-its chance Niall

chonce by liamssspaynetrain November 23, 2015

chonce 

Niall's kinda-irish accent for "chance"
AND YEAH FANS ARE SCREAMING ON IT

We took a chonce, God knows we tried...

chonce by niallerbabe October 29, 2015