Clonch 

A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time

It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled

So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch

Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche

YOUR SAYING IT WRONG

The Clonch’s have a dog

Clonch by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019

clonch 

n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.

I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.

clonch by Matt JH July 21, 2008

clonch 

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.

1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."

clonch by brently d July 29, 2009

Clonch 

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

Clonch by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015

Clonch 

An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.

I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.

Clonch by Woodrow J November 9, 2010

Conchati 

Meaning not fat or chubby, right in between.

They are kind of conchati.

They are getting very conchati, better watch themselves

Conchati by Thundercat cash November 14, 2021

Conchobar

An Irish name, read "Connor". Nobody fucking knows how but you read it Connor.
Aka Louis Tomlinson's son.

"What the hell is a Conchobar?"
"I don't know mate Louis has mental problems"

Conchobar by that girl with the phone January 26, 2016