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n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.
I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.
by Matt JH December 28, 2005
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1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.
1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."
by brently d July 29, 2009
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The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)
"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015
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An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.
I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.
by Woodrow J November 08, 2010
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