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Clock rider 

Someone who intentionally extends their work hours by sitting around, hiding, or working really slow.
Eddie is the best clock rider in the company has.
Clock rider by The slow noma November 15, 2017
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cock rider

1. Someone who likes sex with anyone way too much.
2. A word to insult someone you hate.
She's such a cock rider.
cock rider by elcondor March 31, 2007

cock rider

a guy who is always on other guys dicks!
hey, theres mike rae the cock rider.. look at the way that cock rider walks
cock rider by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.
That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!
Cock Rider by Aslkmnqw May 8, 2025

Rider's Cock 

A condition of random impotence due to one having ridden either saddle or cycle for far too long a period of time.
The man was suffering from an infrequent bout of rider's cock after his long journey, having traveled only by horse/motorcycle.
Rider's Cock by ThatTittieGuy July 12, 2014

American Veterans Cock Riders MC 

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC is a "gang" based in Albuquerque New Mexico. They are probably the weakest bitches in the world second only to the Area 51 Motorsports gang. They claim to not be a gang but to be a group that supports veterans but nothing could be further from the truth. Two members had the audacity to attack their nephew who lived with them due to the fact he wouldn't take their gay sons sexual advances. They took their nephew to a local burger restaraunt and told the waitresses to poison his food. They also attempted to kill their nephew by leaving him out in sub zero temperatures. Their murder attempt failed because he overheard them discussing the murder plot the night prior. They think they are big and tough but are a bunch of race traitors who side with wetback mexicans over their own blood. They are sick disgusting evil subhumans who pretend to be republicans. Literally noone likes them.
The American Veterans Cock Riders MC sure are a bunch of race traitor wannabe conservative criminal subhuman scum. The Albuquerque chapter is especially gay with their weird gay bondage fetish.
A man lays on his back while his partner sits on his cock. Then his partner moves up and down on the cock in a squatting movement
I’m going for a cock ride tomorrow

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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