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9' O clock Cock 

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
9' O clock Cock by Sweptimus March 14, 2015

walking in two o'clock cotton 

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.
"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

clock and cock 

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

Co-op cock torture 

The act where two girls dig their fingernails into the mans penis foreskin while he blows a loud into one of the girls ear.
These girls gave me "Co-op cock torture" last night

off the clock on the cock 

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business
What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex 

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma