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9' O clock Cock
Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
9' O clock Cock by Sweptimus March 14, 2015
walking in two o'clock cotton
a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.
walking in two o'clock cotton by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005
clock and cock
Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
clock and cock by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017
Co-op cock torture
The act where two girls dig their fingernails into the mans penis foreskin while he blows a loud into one of the girls ear.
Co-op cock torture by Co-op cock June 6, 2020
off the clock on the cock
off the clock on the cock by masterdopey October 9, 2009
Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
why the hell would you search this name up???
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex by jsavy June 29, 2024
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ulzzang
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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