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The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis
you just got cock clocked
HAHA
by oquhf0weoin December 01, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!
by aqi3wpcg April 22, 2010
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When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.

Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."

Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.

It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.

Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
by Mike Tyson Jr February 09, 2010
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1. A cock which one may use for pleasure or to keep time with.
2. A term of endearment suggesting that an individual possesses the above example.
1. She felt his cock enter her and knew that it was time to get up for work.
2. That Kyle is such a Cockclock, whenever he enters the room, I immediately know it's time for an ass fucking!
by Sk8r-the-Masturb8r July 23, 2008
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When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.
by DOfficial May 30, 2019
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How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.
My cock clock is usually about five minutes.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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