Clived 

Fucked over by a smelly cunted vagine head

I've been clived

Clived by Doggydog17 August 24, 2016

Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

Not for me, Clive by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Clive Palmer 

Fatty McFuckhead

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.

Clive Palmer by big gay me September 28, 2019

Clive Borg 

A Maltese expression used to described something or someone that is very fat.

OMG your so fat! You are like Clive Borg.
Ara Clive Borg. Ehh stenn dak it tanker

Clive Borg by gta6 player November 7, 2020

Clive Owen 

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

Clive Owen by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

clive owen 

1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics

1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."

clive owen by ......................................... April 26, 2008

clivid 

That feeling when your clit is ignored

My boyfriend Abe spent half an hour down there & no satisfaction, I was clivid!

clivid by MaryTodd1818 February 5, 2021