A woman with an enlarged clit, usually resembling a penis(dong). Most cases are due to a power trip, know-it-all attitude, and/or being exceptionally mannish.

Pete: "Man, Patty's being a real fucking bitch today."
David: "Yeah, she gets a little authority and her clitdong starts hanging low."

clitdong by LittleDavey January 22, 2011

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Clitdonkey

A colloquial word spawning from the North Island of New Zealand, Clitdonkey (Clyt-Dön-Kee), noun, is used to describe a person of dubious or erratic nature.

"Geezus man, you are such a clitdonkey."

Clitdonkey by Clitdonkey the XVII September 8, 2005

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clityonce

The best Beynika account on Tiktok. Ranging at 35.5k followers, and 2.4m likes.

Synonyms: Clityonce2, Beyoncé.

“Clityonce never misses.”

clityonce by Beyoncé’sSockDrawer September 5, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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