A woman with an enlarged clit, usually resembling a penis(dong). Most cases are due to a power trip, know-it-all attitude, and/or being exceptionally mannish.
Pete: "Man, Patty's being a real fucking bitch today."
David: "Yeah, she gets a little authority and her clitdong starts hanging low."
A colloquial word spawning from the North Island of New Zealand, Clitdonkey (Clyt-Dön-Kee), noun, is used to describe a person of dubious or erratic nature.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.