A woman with an enlarged clit, usually resembling a penis(dong). Most cases are due to a power trip, know-it-all attitude, and/or being exceptionally mannish.
Pete: "Man, Patty's being a real fucking bitch today."
David: "Yeah, she gets a little authority and her clitdong starts hanging low."
A colloquial word spawning from the North Island of New Zealand, Clitdonkey (Clyt-Dön-Kee), noun, is used to describe a person of dubious or erratic nature.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.