clitorati
clitorati by Stewie Griffin Jr. January 30, 2006
Words you can keep
clitorati
The clitorati are the esteemed members of the lesbian subculture, that submerse themselves in the esoteric festivities- like "womyn's music festivals"- and Sapphic arts that define lesbianism over the past four decades or so.
Often appearing to be a pastiche of an amazoninan tribe- being very primitive and "in tune" with all and sundry- the clitorati are militant about keeping their "womyn-only space" an elysium of sorority, with no oppressive influences (ie- penises) to be in sight; sometimes they even exclude the odd "man-child", with his barely developed penis.
See also: radical feminism and rank arrogance
Often appearing to be a pastiche of an amazoninan tribe- being very primitive and "in tune" with all and sundry- the clitorati are militant about keeping their "womyn-only space" an elysium of sorority, with no oppressive influences (ie- penises) to be in sight; sometimes they even exclude the odd "man-child", with his barely developed penis.
See also: radical feminism and rank arrogance
clitorati by THELesbian February 10, 2004
Related Words
clitorati • cliterati • clitorate • Clitoratti • clitarati • Clitaration • cliterati burger • Clitoractivism • clitoratay • clitorator
clitoral lint
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017
cliterate
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
Clitoral Virtuoso
Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis.
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. by PrincessAria June 7, 2017
cliterate
cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
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