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clitorati

Do the women there have exposed clitorati?
by Stewie Griffin Jr. January 30, 2006
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clitorati

The clitorati are the esteemed members of the lesbian subculture, that submerse themselves in the esoteric festivities- like "womyn's music festivals"- and Sapphic arts that define lesbianism over the past four decades or so.
Often appearing to be a pastiche of an amazoninan tribe- being very primitive and "in tune" with all and sundry- the clitorati are militant about keeping their "womyn-only space" an elysium of sorority, with no oppressive influences (ie- penises) to be in sight; sometimes they even exclude the odd "man-child", with his barely developed penis.

See also: radical feminism and rank arrogance
Now you have entered the Clitorati... welcome to the folds!
by THELesbian February 10, 2004
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clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
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cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
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Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis.

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
by PrincessAria June 7, 2017
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cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
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