Click-bitch

One who subtly or shamelessly self promotes their website.

That guy monetized his comments on my blog post. He's a real click-bitch.

by OneThirdNerd November 27, 2017

Bitch Click

When someone texts you and you don't want to respond.
When you look at a text and ignore it.

Ashley: Why didn't you respond to that text?
Jessica: I'm mad at her so I bitch clicked it.

by yoyoyo1234567 February 3, 2010

Clock Bitch

Low on weed

yo, can you hook me up, I'm clock bitch.

by Defaulty Nagisa February 7, 2020

clock-a-bitch

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.

"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"

by ILDandG February 24, 2012

chick flick bitch tricked

When your girl tricks you into seeing a chick flick by building it up as something it's not based off the title alone OR choosing a movie at random to see with your bro or bros based off an epic title alone, only to find out it's a chick flick.

"Uh-oh, bro, there's a lot of crying in this movie. I think we got chick flick bitch tricked, why the hell would they name this movie Anarchist Aliens in Boston?"

by FilthyDirtFox July 26, 2019

bitch o'clock

going to bed anytime before midnight (12AM) is to be considered bitch o'clock. It implies that the person is a bitch since they are self-imposing an early bedtime.

Henry (10:46 PM): Dude, I'm going to bed, I'm really sleepy

Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa

by suburban_hiking December 18, 2011

Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.

1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

by Chemlight January 7, 2014