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1. In religion, a generic term for a religious leader; does not imply a specific religion or rank.

2. In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.

3. In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.
People employ clerics to practice their religion for them so they won't have to practice their religion themselves.
cleric by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others
that cleric just ressurected zaven
cleric by derek March 15, 2004
Another way to say time for clam blaming.
It's Cleric, my Clam gots dibbs on that turtle!
Cleric by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
Cleric mee Eric, meric
When you do a Cleric, do Eric.php
Cleric by Psaikology April 19, 2017

cleric of power 

A reverse term to describe anyone who has limited knowledge of the use of computers, and has an obsession with porn. Clumsy with a short term memory.
Heh. My friend's a cleric of power, as you would say.
cleric of power by gentiew August 27, 2003

Cleric-Phobia 

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.
Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)
Cleric-Phobia by Vikt3r May 24, 2006

Grammaton Cleric 

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane
Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric
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