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Geordie slang

Generic adjective used to denote male or female sexual body parts, usually the testicles.
Bugger me, it's hot enough in here to boil yer clems!

Stop whining or I'll kick you in the clems.
Clems by Crimson Queen August 14, 2008
Only the most amazing delicious awesome chicken place this side of Kentucky.
Located on the main drag of Newtown in Sydney, Australia.
This place is regularly talked about and hashtagged, especially on the Facebook page Newtown 2042.
It's so good that not even another chicken shop charging $5 for a burger, chips and a drink could even compete.
Clems by wraith00 April 10, 2017

Kt clems 

Some short white girl. That's not only funny but very outgoing and awesome to be around. usually athletic, smart, artistic, and caring. But sometimes cares too much about the wrong people. Overall Kt Clems is a cool human.
Jon: who's that girl in the art room?
Jess: thats kt Clems

Jon: oh that painting is really nice.
Kt clems by @seudundes July 17, 2017

Eating clams 

Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

piss clams 

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.
I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.
piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011