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Geordie slang

Generic adjective used to denote male or female sexual body parts, usually the testicles.
Bugger me, it's hot enough in here to boil yer clems!

Stop whining or I'll kick you in the clems.
Clems by Crimson Queen August 14, 2008
Only the most amazing delicious awesome chicken place this side of Kentucky.
Located on the main drag of Newtown in Sydney, Australia.
This place is regularly talked about and hashtagged, especially on the Facebook page Newtown 2042.
It's so good that not even another chicken shop charging $5 for a burger, chips and a drink could even compete.
Whats for dinner?
CLEMS!
DONE!
Clems by wraith00 April 10, 2017

Kt clems 

Some short white girl. That's not only funny but very outgoing and awesome to be around. usually athletic, smart, artistic, and caring. But sometimes cares too much about the wrong people. Overall Kt Clems is a cool human.
Jon: who's that girl in the art room?
Jess: thats kt Clems

Jon: oh that painting is really nice.
Kt clems by @seudundes July 17, 2017

Eating clams 

Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

piss clams 

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.
I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.
piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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