Clatchett
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clatchet
clatchet by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012
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Clatchett • Clatchetty • clatchet • Clatchet Hustlers • Catchet Track • Cratchet • Chachette • Cachette • Caschetta • cauchetto
clatchet
clatchet by MasterCdiddy August 16, 2014
chotchette
A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.
Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.
chotchette by the categorologist January 15, 2008
Caschetta
The worlds greatest Social Studies teacher. She rewards kids with starbursts and can make any bad day a great one.
Caschetta by Nivednedrob May 24, 2017
Clatchet
The unmatched fusion of two usually completely opposite characteristics (classy and ratchet).
Often can exist in the combination of incredibly expensive and fancy wardrobe, with, more than questionable and hood rat actions.
Also getting belligerently turnt up while a) being at a non-prostitutional establishment and/or b) maintaining the public's perception that you are upper class.
Can be represented by the statement "Dressed up and turnt up".
Often can exist in the combination of incredibly expensive and fancy wardrobe, with, more than questionable and hood rat actions.
Also getting belligerently turnt up while a) being at a non-prostitutional establishment and/or b) maintaining the public's perception that you are upper class.
Can be represented by the statement "Dressed up and turnt up".
That prostitute is currently eating inside of Ruth's Chris, if that's not clatchet then I can't even be sure I'm a butt pirate anymore.
Being too drunk to taste this roasted chicken while my date blows me at this Lakeside Resort for BTP formal was the most clatchet experience of my lifetime.
Clint Eastwood penetrating Kreayshawn is the literal materialization of the first definition of clatchet.
Being too drunk to taste this roasted chicken while my date blows me at this Lakeside Resort for BTP formal was the most clatchet experience of my lifetime.
Clint Eastwood penetrating Kreayshawn is the literal materialization of the first definition of clatchet.
Clatchet by EATSTHEWHOLEASS October 4, 2013
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