Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."
"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"
by SantasTwerkshop December 28, 2013
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It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.
It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.
It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"
John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012
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Get the cleaning the pipes mug.1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
Get the Cleaning Out the Pipes mug.After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.
Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"
Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."
Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"
Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."
Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"
by The ultimate pipe cleaner August 20, 2006
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"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!
"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!
by papa sutra February 25, 2010
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