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Clasen is a surname of a laidback and great human being. Clasen is a famous name in history and every meber of the family have pure royal blood. A Clasen is often described as a person with a great personality and a huge heart (penis). A Clasen will allso go to great lengths to protect the innocent if he gets to kick ass. A Clasen will allso be a big fan of gardening as long as it does not get in the way of kicking ass. A Clasen is allso very smart by nature even if the grades don't reflect that. Clasen has german origin, but has spread to many corners in the world. Clasen is often used to described someone who is awesome by nature.
Person 1: Have you seen instert name Clasen?

Person 2: Yea, he seems realy cool and down to earth.

Person 1: I heard instert name is realy good in bed aswell.

Person 2: Yea. I have experienced it first hand. It's not a lie.

Person 1: Damm. I wish I was more like Clasen.
Clasen by Not Clasen April 18, 2017
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Clameneninonon and poypoy 

It is one of the best group chats in history.
Don’t mess with us….
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The most talented, beautiful, funniest, caring girls you'll meet. Knows how to treat her guy and to make you feel amazing. Wont give you up, or let you down. A lot like Rick Astley, but in girl form.
That Claren girl is so sweet and beautiful.
Claren by aflood June 14, 2011

Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
Clarence Clemons by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011
Clarenz is a man that is strong as golden steel, he's most complete yet so undone.
Omfg, he's a fckn Clarenz god darn.
Clarenz by ExeAdam June 8, 2021

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
Clarenz is a shy but sweet man. If you like a Clarenz, better confess now because he will never do it first (unless he is drunk). A Clarenz has that "who am I to be liked by someone like you"-mentality especially if he really likes you, and that's what makes him scared of making a move. Even if you are already giving him hints that you like him, he will think that you are doing those things because he is just a friend to you, and he will think that you can never like someone like him (which is not true!). That's how shy a Clarenz can be. But once you have Clarenz as a boyfriend, you will pray everyday that he will become your husband. You will not look at other men the same as before, because in your eyes, your Clarenz is already perfect. Clarenz is the type of man that is ideal to marry. His loyalty can never be broken because once he loves, he'll love like it's his first and last. He can be really busy at times, but he will never forget to tell you that he loves you and cares about you. Plus, he is also the best gamer there is!
Wow! He is always the MVP of the game. He must be Clarenz!
Clarenz by oum.uravity June 7, 2021
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