Clarkophobia 

Ah innate, almost genetic fear of getting both of one's wrists broken and teeth kicked in. Once one has such phobia, those around them seem to show similar symptoms. (symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea and mostly death) R.I.P to those who acquire clarkophobia.

I have clarkophobia... Shit

Clarkophobia by Anonymous 373638 August 13, 2017

crackophobia 

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.

She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.

Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.

“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!

Carbophobiac by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

carbophobia by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

clausophobia

An anxiety disorder characterized by an irrational
fear of Santa Claus. The signs of clausophobia usually develop early in life during childhood. Signs of clausophobia include: automatically and compulsively looking for exits when sighting a fat bearded man in a red suit or feeling fearful on hearing Ho-ho-ho.

The most common type of treatment for clausophobia involves mental health counseling targeted to overcoming the fear and managing triggering situations.

Different types of strategies include:

* Relaxation and visualization techniques designed to calm the fear when in a clausophobic environment
* Cognitive-behavioral therapy (CBT), an approach that involves learning to control the thoughts that occur when confronted with the fear-inducing situation in such a way as to change the reaction
* Relocating to Tehran

At the sight of Mr Ferguson, the PE teacher, dressed in a red velvet suit with a pillow stuffed in the top of his trousers, the little girls were struck by clausophobia and backed away in abject terror.

clausophobia by Ria Bacon December 20, 2005

Carsophobia 

Fear of Ben Carson.

The news anchor had Carsophobia.

Carsophobia by Doobie99 January 13, 2016