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1- A creature from the classic N64 game, "Mischief Makers."

2- A cowardly person, who does not go with the group. When used in this context, it is usually said in the sentence, "I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"
1- "I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Julian to Kippers.

2- "Oh man, Steve is such a Clancer." Said the one anonymous to the other.
Clancer by KKKlancer November 30, 2007

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" 

1- A phrase shouted at someone who doesn't want to do something, usually a group activity in which the entire group makes fools out of themselves 'for the lulz.'

2- A phrase shouted at anyone who doesn't want to do something for varying reasons.

3- A phrase shouted at anyone who posts a picture of a clancer on any popular internet forum.

4- A phrase which can be yelled at anyone who is being a pussy in any situation imaginable.
"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Don. "GOD! You are such a pussy."

Tom Clancied

Verb...to Clancy. Used to define a writer or media worker who credits their names to video games that they helped in no way to contribute.
Note the author or writer in question may have proposed a basic plot to the story, but still made no contribution to the programming

See Sell out
Stephen King just Tom Clancied his latest novel

or

Stop saying I Clancied! I honestly contributed more!
Tom Clancied by beaver licker August 22, 2009

Cyancyberthanatophobia 

The fear of getting a Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD). Can happen at anytime but especially right after updating your OS, after working for a long period of time without saving ones work, or for no seemingly logical reason at all.
Person 1: Finally finished my 10,000 slide Power Point presentation. Which reminds me, I should save this.

Person 2: You haven't saved yet!? I have severe Cyancyberthanatophobia so I would be terrified of losing it all to a BSOD.

Person 1: Cyancyberthanatophobia? BSOD? I've never heard of it, probably because I use a Mac

Person 2: Oh well in that case, a BSOD is kinda like this. *Yeets Person 1's Mac into oncoming traffic*

clancker 

Get a load of this clancker
clancker by EliteT December 22, 2022
Someone who is gullible, easily fooled, and /or believes nonsense.
Benvolio turns to Romeo and whispers in the ears of his “Thoust is a clancer if you truly believe a capulet would lie in your home”.
Clancer by Clance Senior March 8, 2025