Citas 

Used in the Bay Area as a substitute for Mamaz or Mother. Often heard in the phrase "on citas" similar to "on mamaz" meaning "i swear" or "i promise". Used for reassurance. Also to refer to ones mother.

Believed to be derived from the word Mamacita.

"Ay cuzzo, i just got hooked up wit weezy tickets!!"

"stop playin!"

"im fareal, on citas"

or
Mistah FAB lyrics - New Oakland

"Put that on something I put that on fathers
I put that on something I put that on mammas
I put that on something I put that on grand-citas"

Citas by Chitza December 29, 2008

ON CITAS 

When you say something & someone does not believe and tries to instigate into your buisness and you say "ON CiTAS." MEANiNG ON MAMAZ

<GiRL>Im going to the bomb 21 down town san jose.

<bOY>Hell nah you aint them ticcets been sold out.

<GiRL>On citas nigga

ON CITAS by bAY bOOTY May 13, 2006

put that on citas

to swear on something like, your mother. to put everything on something. to vow to do it. to promise to do it. got your back.
citas: mamacitas
originated from bay area-pinole

you got my back if i fight?
yeah i put that on citas

put that on citas by TeeTee25 September 27, 2005

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

[citation needed] 

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.

1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"

[citation needed] by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011

catastrophic success 

An event or product that attracts so much interest and attention that it exceeds its own sustaining capacity, resulting in the inability of the organization to respond to demand.

The new product was such a hit that the store ran out, resulting in angry crowds destroying the mall. It was a catastrophic success for the company.

catastrophic success by ohlms March 10, 2009