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Cinemagraph

An animated gif with delusions of grandeur. A term used only by incredibly pretentious people.
"Look, I made a cinemagraph where you just see one flower moving in the wind. Isn't it so incredibly artistic?"

"No, that's a fucking animated GIF."
Cinemagraph by Isopropyl Alcohol October 23, 2011

cinemagraphic memory 

Frame by frame photographic memory, allows recall of events in real time.
I have a cinemagraphic memory.

cinemagoo 

the sticky substance that can be found on the floor of movie theatres as a result of a person in one of the few rows directly behind you spilling his or her soda
Guy 1: Dude my shoes were sticky as $h¡% after I saw that movie last night. Some dick behind me must have spilled his soda.

Guy 2: Ya i know bro i hate cinemagoo.

Cinemagsm 

When a movie or movie news is so awesome that you ejaculate in your jeans/leg wear
Cinephile 1:Donald Glover to be Spiderman

Cinephile 2: I just came in my shorts
Cinephile 1: We call that a Cinemagsm
Cinemagsm by DG4Spiderman October 11, 2012

cinemagraphically 

A word that means the same thing as cinematographically.
Franny told Avery that cinemagraphically was a word, yet he still does not believe her. Happy Birthday!
cinemagraphically by vryeet123 February 2, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026