Absolute savage. HUGE big dick energy. Usually has a cool accent. If he gets you pregnant, he will probably name your kid after a nerdy fantasy book protagonist.
"I really want that Cilo dick" , or "I feel impregnated justlooking at him"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."