What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet
X, created by apple to destroy the
human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the
moon, which pokes your eye. The
moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the
world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.