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Chackeny 

A chackeny is defined as the distance at which a chicken remains picturesque
1 chackeny= 0.524 miles
That chicken is about a chackeny away
Chackeny by htesss August 22, 2022
What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.
oh look its a chacken haha
Chacken by Subscribe to PewDiePie December 20, 2018

chackney 

Dude Morgan Simmons has a bad case of chachney!!!

Ya i know it is so disgusting her chackney it makes me sick.

That Morgan that cunt, her chankney is like her face and body; ugly as hell!
chackney by Queen BFH June 23, 2008

Chickeny 

Anything looking,sounding, acting, tasting like, or in ant way resembling a chicken
Those chickens were just so......chickeny.

Well DUH dumbass!!
Chickeny by skaturgurl0423 July 22, 2010
1. n. Meat of a undefined sort, as often found in take-out meals.
1. I had a chacken burger for lunch and shat myself stupid for dinner.
chacken by Badman April 14, 2005

wackety chackety shmack 

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.
"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"