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1. (verb) The shrill squeek-like sound that a rabid, vicious wild chawk emits when confronted. Great caution must be used when approaching a rabid chawk, for they may go on nonsensical and illogical tirades when least expected. It can periodically be difficult to comprehend the communications emissions of a wild chawk, for they are not very skilled at using standard computing input devices.

2. (noun) Sometimes referring to a wild chawk in and of itself.
"Damn, that's a fine specimen over there. Listen to it chweek, Phil. Phil? What the hell are you doing?"
chweek by Chweekmaster 3000 January 1, 2004
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National Fu Man Chu Week 

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Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
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funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
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2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
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Jody's took your checkbook too.
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