Chuweek

A limp penis. Derived from Italian guys at a pizza place in Chicago.

Hey Slick, I didn't ask to see your little chuweek!

Chuweek by The Satellite Dish August 31, 2004

chweek 

1. (verb) The shrill squeek-like sound that a rabid, vicious wild chawk emits when confronted. Great caution must be used when approaching a rabid chawk, for they may go on nonsensical and illogical tirades when least expected. It can periodically be difficult to comprehend the communications emissions of a wild chawk, for they are not very skilled at using standard computing input devices.

2. (noun) Sometimes referring to a wild chawk in and of itself.

"Damn, that's a fine specimen over there. Listen to it chweek, Phil. Phil? What the hell are you doing?"

chweek by Chweekmaster 3000 January 1, 2004

National Fu Man Chu Week 

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!

Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!

National Fu Man Chu Week by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008