Chuweek

A limp penis. Derived from Italian guys at a pizza place in Chicago.

Hey Slick, I didn't ask to see your little chuweek!

by The Satellite Dish August 31, 2004

chweek

1. (verb) The shrill squeek-like sound that a rabid, vicious wild chawk emits when confronted. Great caution must be used when approaching a rabid chawk, for they may go on nonsensical and illogical tirades when least expected. It can periodically be difficult to comprehend the communications emissions of a wild chawk, for they are not very skilled at using standard computing input devices.

2. (noun) Sometimes referring to a wild chawk in and of itself.

"Damn, that's a fine specimen over there. Listen to it chweek, Phil. Phil? What the hell are you doing?"

by Chweekmaster 3000 January 1, 2004

National Fu Man Chu Week

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!

Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!

by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009