Chunk Muffin 

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

Chunk Muffin by Kuk March 30, 2008

Chunk Muffin 

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

Chunk Muffin by Kuk March 27, 2008

Chunk-muffin 

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

Chunk-muffin by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Chink Muffin 

A derogatory term for an adorable asian.

White guy: How's my little chink muffin doing today?

chink muffin: ...Fine

Chink Muffin by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011

chuck-muffin 

A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.

Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.

chuck-muffin by Nick Hibbeler April 9, 2008

chuck muffin 

somebody thats gay and don't know it yet.

That dude name harmen is a chuck muffin.

chuck muffin by em12 April 17, 2008

Chunky Muffin 

When one spreads the lips of a vagina and vomits inside of it

I gave Lauren a fatty chunky muffin

Chunky Muffin by kylex waverly October 6, 2008