Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

by Kuk March 27, 2008

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009