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Chunglong

Chunglong is a name for a cool person. He/she always see the best in people.
Chunglong is a cool dude.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Chuggling

When your computer struggles to run The Sims 3
I placed too many hedge mazes in my world and now my computer is chuggling
by boobsbutts69 December 4, 2018
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Butt Chunging

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.
The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.
by PistachioBoiii May 20, 2019
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Chungalunga

Chungalunga: (noun) One who is of the overweight group of the population. One who is over 275 lbs. or is dangerously close to being morbidly obese. One who could do something about their state of obesity but chooses not to and will continue to wear tight clothing.
Ex. 1 GOD DAMN! Look at that Chungalunga! Ex. 2 Have you been to McDonalds lately? There are quite the Chungalungas there. Ex. 3 That Chungalunga was all over you at the bar last night, dude.
by OmgItsBeanz October 8, 2012
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Chungting

A really fit or buff girl/boy
Actually better dan fit!
That girls a chungting!
-that girl is well buff!
by AngelInTheDark November 4, 2008
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ChonglangTV

Loosely united by the common animus against the Chinese Communist Party and certain oppressive or ignorant elements ingrained in the Chinese culture itself (aka. Zhixing, 支性), members of the Chinese-speaking subreddit ChonglangTV share their thoughts, jokes, and popular videos, which of course could be NSFW, to cope with the cruelty of the present-day world.

The sub's name is derived from the famous Japanese painting The Great Wave off Kanagawa, and Chonglang is a Chinese phrase that means surfing. Members often refer to themselves as 浪人 (lit. Ronin), 神友 (lit. Friend of Kanagawa), or 鼠人 (lit. Ratman, because they empathize with rats). Naturally, members of this sub show great fondness of Japan and seek to emigrate from China.

More often than not, they would take on a playfully sarcastic tone, hoping to achieve what is known as 节目效果 (lit. theatrical effects), as opposed to Pincong (品葱), a Chinese dissident site that offers serious discourse on Chinese and to a lesser extent global political affairs of drastically varying quality. Tankies/CCP simps of r/gendezong and r/sino, as well as the pseudo-moderate majority of r/china_irl are despised and ridiculed in equal measure. They don't take other kinds of cringe too kindly either.

Zhang Xianzhong (张献忠), a brutal peasant-turned-warlord during the end of Ming Dynasty is the most frequently discussed figure. A recent infighting about mod policies resulted in the formation of sister subs such as r/CLTV and r/ChonglangZedong.
Hey look! Another eunuch from r/china_irl graces ChonglangTV with their most refined comment!

- Just another holier-than-thou Gaohua as usual lol. Let's downvote his ass into oblivion. Where do you think today's Xianzhong event is gonna happen btw?
Better be at the Tiananmen Square.
by DragonofSoCal June 4, 2021
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Chungfunger

A profanity, discovered in the early 21st Century by Kane Randall and popularized by Patrick Haynes and Sebastian Hudson, with no definable meaning allowing it to be said without censorship while maintaining an insulting nature.
You dumb chungfunger.

What the chungfung are you doing?

I will fung your chung up!

or as a greeting:

'Sup Chung!
by Mooook July 18, 2010
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