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Plow drivers who do a shitty job plowing my neiborhood
Nikole what's a chumwad?
Nikole replys" those guys plowing are a chumwad for not doing a good job
Chumwad by Darkninjapants February 14, 2021
Words you can keep
A portmanteau of "chum" and "comrade".
What-ho my old chumrade! I'll see you in the Pink Pussy later for vintage champagne and a lungful of Navy Shag. Better wax the moustache first.
Chumrade by Russ Roberts September 15, 2007
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a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.
The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.
cumwad by Smacktard July 23, 2003
A nickname used for someone who is particularly a giant wad of cum.
Shaya is such a cumwad.
Cumwad by billy10 August 21, 2010
A good ol' natter with one's chum
A phone call with your mate
I fancy a goold old chumwag tonight
chumwag by Tutters November 8, 2013
like a spitwad only with cum and you shoot it at your girlfriend's face.
Dude, Sandy has a massive cumwad on her face.
cumwad by Dorian Grey July 5, 2006

Cumwadery 

A group of men, boys, etc. Like a gaggle of geese or murder of crows, a cumwadery of *insert male term here*.
That looks like a very interesting cumwadery of young men.
Cumwadery by MeanGus June 27, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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