Chumwad

Plow drivers who do a shitty job plowing my neiborhood

Nikole what's a chumwad?
Nikole replys" those guys plowing are a chumwad for not doing a good job

by Darkninjapants February 14, 2021

Chumrade

A portmanteau of "chum" and "comrade".

What-ho my old chumrade! I'll see you in the Pink Pussy later for vintage champagne and a lungful of Navy Shag. Better wax the moustache first.

by Russ Roberts September 15, 2007

cumwad

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

by Smacktard July 23, 2003

Cumwad

A nickname used for someone who is particularly a giant wad of cum.

Shaya is such a cumwad.

by billy10 August 21, 2010

chumwag

A good ol' natter with one's chum
A phone call with your mate

I fancy a goold old chumwag tonight

by Tutters November 8, 2013

cumwad

like a spitwad only with cum and you shoot it at your girlfriend's face.

Dude, Sandy has a massive cumwad on her face.

by Dorian Grey July 5, 2006

Cumwadery

A group of men, boys, etc. Like a gaggle of geese or murder of crows, a cumwadery of *insert male term here*.

That looks like a very interesting cumwadery of young men.

by MeanGus June 27, 2019