chumwag

A good ol' natter with one's chum
A phone call with your mate

I fancy a goold old chumwag tonight

by Tutters November 8, 2013

Chumswaggle

A "Chumswaggle" (also known as chumswiggle and chumswaggow in other dialects) is a two or more person action that occurs when one person lifts his or her left leg in air while sitting, standing or lying down and then whatever follows from other particapants is a chumswaggle. There are many variations of the standard chumswaggle. Lifting your right leg instead of your left results in a "Yankee Chumswaggle" named after Americans choice to drive on the right side of the road (Chumswaggle originates from Britain, where they drive on the left, hence the left leg.) There is also the "Trans-Atlantic Chumswaggle" which is when you raise both your legs in the air. At this point you are prepared for anything to follow, whether it be a handshake, a massage, or sex anything can be a chumswaggle. In addition, there is also the "Butterfly Chumswaggle," the "Monkey Style," the latter requiring the chumswaggler to be hanging from something and the "Wheelbarrow," which tends to be more of a sexual nature.

"Doris liked to greet her gentlemen callers with a good chumswaggle."

"We chumswaggled all night."

"She gave me a proper, old fashioned chumswaggle."

"Don't just stand there, CHUMSWAGGLE!"

by P.316 January 30, 2010

Chumpagne

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.

Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....

by PdoggUk November 14, 2010

CHUMBAGE

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abbreviation; CHUMBIN'

Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'

by Ricey_ July 22, 2006

CHUMBAGE

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abrviation. CHUMBIN'

Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'

by Ricey_ September 8, 2008

Chumbag

Noun; Similar to Scumbag, which is a dirtbag, skank, loser or generally disgusting person that one would hate, (either on principal, of simply to be around) Chumbag is a disgusting breed of human that not only do you hate, but you also hope they get eaten; by a shark, sea-monster, Nessie, The Loch Ness Monster or anything that has many sharp teeth and so few taste buds it doesn't care what it eats, so long as it bleeds.

"Gross! Did you smell that dirty old chumbag when he walked by?"

"Sick, dude, how could I not smell that nasty ass chumbag from way over here, approximately 500 yards upwind, because that chumbag stinks so bad!"

by H8tehFknWorld September 14, 2009

Chumwad

Plow drivers who do a shitty job plowing my neiborhood

Nikole what's a chumwad?
Nikole replys" those guys plowing are a chumwad for not doing a good job

by Darkninjapants February 14, 2021