A "Chumswaggle" (also known as chumswiggle and chumswaggow in other dialects) is a two or more person action that occurs when one person lifts his or her left leg in air while sitting, standing or lying down and then whatever follows from other particapants is a chumswaggle. There are many variations of the standard chumswaggle. Lifting your right leg instead of your left results in a "Yankee Chumswaggle" named after Americans choice to drive on the right side of the road (Chumswaggle originates from Britain, where they drive on the left, hence the left leg.) There is also the "Trans-Atlantic Chumswaggle" which is when you raise both your legs in the air. At this point you are prepared for anything to follow, whether it be a handshake, a massage, or sex anything can be a chumswaggle. In addition, there is also the "Butterfly Chumswaggle," the "Monkey Style," the latter requiring the chumswaggler to be hanging from something and the "Wheelbarrow," which tends to be more of a sexual nature.

"Doris liked to greet her gentlemen callers with a good chumswaggle."

"We chumswaggled all night."

"She gave me a proper, old fashioned chumswaggle."

"Don't just stand there, CHUMSWAGGLE!"

Chumswaggle by P.316 January 30, 2010

Related Words

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Chumpagne

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.

Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....

Chumpagne by PdoggUk November 14, 2010

CHUMBAGE

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abbreviation; CHUMBIN'

Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'

CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ July 22, 2006

CHUMBAGE

Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'

CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ September 8, 2008

Chumbag

Noun; Similar to Scumbag, which is a dirtbag, skank, loser or generally disgusting person that one would hate, (either on principal, of simply to be around) Chumbag is a disgusting breed of human that not only do you hate, but you also hope they get eaten; by a shark, sea-monster, Nessie, The Loch Ness Monster or anything that has many sharp teeth and so few taste buds it doesn't care what it eats, so long as it bleeds.

"Gross! Did you smell that dirty old chumbag when he walked by?"

"Sick, dude, how could I not smell that nasty ass chumbag from way over here, approximately 500 yards upwind, because that chumbag stinks so bad!"

Chumbag by H8tehFknWorld September 14, 2009

Chumwad

Plow drivers who do a shitty job plowing my neiborhood

Nikole what's a chumwad?
Nikole replys" those guys plowing are a chumwad for not doing a good job

Chumwad by Darkninjapants February 14, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026