Chumwagon 

A wagon that consists of many slack-jawed yokels , otherwise known as Chums.

That Marcus, he sure eats alot of KFC

Chumwagon by Hoonachazzstick September 20, 2004

chavwagon

An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front.

The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:

- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.

Darren: "Shit, I've got to pick up my missus from school and go to probation by six o'clock."

Lisa: "Use the chavwagon, like..."

Darren: "Mint."

chavwagon by Dai Twice October 17, 2008

Chumpagne 

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.

Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....

Chumpagne by PdoggUk November 14, 2010

Charlieie E Chuckwagon 

An alias for a serial quoll eater. He avoids squirrels and usually can tell a difference. He also goes by tommie salamie. He says he’s fun like Chuck E. Cheese but the only thing fun about him is his name and maybe his nose.

Hide your kids, wives and quolls when you see that old toad charlieie e chuckwagon.

Charlieie E Chuckwagon by asssucker.48 November 27, 2018

chuckwagon head 

A person who will take any kind of drug and/or medicine, whether or not the substance is known, just to see its effect.

Kenny is a chuckwagon head, and will even take pills he finds on the ground.

chuckwagon head by [Al]hambra August 7, 2006

Chuckwagon

When in the midst of sexual intercourse from behind the girl poops on the dudes dick.

Man I got chuckwagoned last night and had to buy new sheets.
I hope I don't get a chuckwagon again I have been cleaning poop out of my pubes for days.

Chuckwagon by ballydude May 11, 2009

Chuckwagon Love

Gay sex in the bed of a truck under a blue tarp. Tarp needs to be fastened down, but tailgate can be left open or closed.

Brian picked up such a low rent man whore that he would not bring him up to his apartment, but instead rigged a tarp over the bed of his truck bed, it looked and smelled like a chuck wagon. He was in need of some chuckwagon Love.

Mike does not want his wife to know he likes gay sex, so he uses his truck bed for smelly ass love makin' the blue tarp is to keep the rain out and the smell in.

Chuckwagon Love by Jeffstryker87 December 15, 2011