A massive day-drinking fest filled with alcoholic activities such as beer darts, flip cup, beer pong, beersbie, etc. The holiday begins with your choice of a shotgun, beer bong, or 10 second keg stand. No lightweight has ever been known to survive through this glorious holiday.
One's ability to accurately gauge the relative thickness of a member of their preferred sex. This is a skill that must be developed and can be thrown off by skilled uses of angle shots and face-only profile pictures.
Marty: "Come on dude, let me hook you up with my friend. She's nice and not even that fat."
Ashley: "No thanks, Marty - I can't trust your chubgment."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.