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Chubgment 

One's ability to accurately gauge the relative thickness of a member of their preferred sex. This is a skill that must be developed and can be thrown off by skilled uses of angle shots and face-only profile pictures.
Marty: "Come on dude, let me hook you up with my friend. She's nice and not even that fat."

Ashley: "No thanks, Marty - I can't trust your chubgment."
Chubgment by Not_Alex_99 February 7, 2015
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chegment 

A somewhat ambiguous segment of code having questionable value. Likely poorly documented and claimed by no one.
(i.e. chunk + segment)
Bob was going through the headers and found this old chegment. No one knows what it does but I'm afraid to delete it.
chegment by talaris August 27, 2010
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Chugment Day 

A massive day-drinking fest filled with alcoholic activities such as beer darts, flip cup, beer pong, beersbie, etc. The holiday begins with your choice of a shotgun, beer bong, or 10 second keg stand. No lightweight has ever been known to survive through this glorious holiday.
"And on the third day, God created Chugment Day."
Chugment Day by AnonymousAndy444 April 30, 2019

Chugment 

A moment where a group of friends chug a liquid at the same time. A chug moment.
That was such a cute chugment
Chugment by Toblerone13 February 19, 2021

chegment 

I am the original trademark owner of Chegment. Pronounced Show-Men in french - should be obvious when used in music performance verbage.
Chegment music production
chegment by chegment December 6, 2011

Changments 

Verb:

The act of changing or making changes, and arranging (arrangement) of something.

The root word of change with the suffix of "ment" added on to create the combination of an entity that better helps explain what we are wishing to say, but faster.
Example:

Friend: "Yo bro, you wanna come to the Susan Boyle concert tomorrow?"

Me: "If I did, I would need to make some changments to my current schedule; however, I'd rather take a shit in the bathtub."

Example:

"I will need to make some changments to the floor plan, but afterward the layout should be fine."
Changments by Zealousbuck October 3, 2012
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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