chug nuts

Very small lumps of shit that stick to hairy bottoms usually due to lack of ass wiping.

SAMMER-"Oi. Why are you picking at your ass all the time, Hobbit?"

HOBBIT-"Its the Chug Nuts, man. Can't have wiped enough earlier when i did a steamy heap of shit!!"

by Racist Dave June 30, 2007

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

chugnuts

A guy who is a fucking idiot, moron.

That chugnuts better stop tailing my ass or I am going to jump out this car and road rage his ass!

by Penny Lancaster May 28, 2010

Chugnuts

An absolutely beautiful and amazing lady.

Very prone to grabbing, and fingering your anus if you get too close.

If you don't want your ass abused, stay away from Chugnuts.

by keginalover67 November 17, 2025