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Chuckold 

Someone with a poor sense of humor who cannot comprehend the complexities of humor but who sits around an enjoys watching other people chuckle in glee.
Wow you really are a chuckold for sitting here and listening to me laugh at my own jokes.
Chuckold by MOIALBB March 5, 2021
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chuckold 

Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning.

In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.

Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else.
Sally is fucking everyone, and her chuckold husband Dave is OK with it.

Larry is a chuckold and he is clueless.
chuckold by Osiris2 February 24, 2014

Chuckold 

A chuckold is someone who has had someone else make their partner laugh instead of them.
Guy 1: Man, I'm a chuckold.
Guy 2: Damn, what happened?
Guy 1: I caught my brother repeating a Mark Normand bit to my wife and she's never laughed like that for me! I got chuckolded!
Chuckold by SMKavorcaPrime March 27, 2022

Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

Cuckold Creampie 

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.
She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.
Cuckold Creampie by Learning is power November 17, 2014

Concert Cuckold 

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
Concert Cuckold by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

Closet Cuckold 

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
Closet Cuckold by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
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