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chuckhold

someone who makes their wife/husband/partner sit down and laugh at another person's joke (often a lot funnier than them), while he watches in silence, in humiliation
man that jake is such a chuckhold! he makes his wife watch other men make jokes while he watches! what a chuck!
by crazyguy88 January 27, 2021
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Chuckhold

verb/noun
(chuhk-hohld)

1. When you make a witty or clever joke, but someone else repeats it louder and they get all the laughs, leaving you in the cold with nothing but your stolen punchline and quiet resentment. A portmanteau of "cuckhold" and "chuckle", because your joke got stolen, and now you're forced to watch everyone laugh at it like it was theirs.
Alex: "Did you hear me say that line first?"
Jordan: "Yeah, but Mike said it louder."
Alex: "I’ve been chuckholded. This is emotional robbery."
by Mespanman May 18, 2025
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Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.
by Dancerooster June 24, 2021
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Cuckold Creampie

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.
She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.
by Learning is power November 17, 2014
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Concert Cuckold

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
by GunslingerX February 17, 2009
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Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
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Chuckold

Someone with a poor sense of humor who cannot comprehend the complexities of humor but who sits around an enjoys watching other people chuckle in glee.
Wow you really are a chuckold for sitting here and listening to me laugh at my own jokes.
by MOIALBB March 5, 2021
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