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Chuckhold 

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verb/noun
(chuhk-hohld)

1. When you make a witty or clever joke, but someone else repeats it louder and they get all the laughs, leaving you in the cold with nothing but your stolen punchline and quiet resentment. A portmanteau of "cuckhold" and "chuckle", because your joke got stolen, and now you're forced to watch everyone laugh at it like it was theirs.
Alex: "Did you hear me say that line first?"
Jordan: "Yeah, but Mike said it louder."
Alex: "I’ve been chuckholded. This is emotional robbery."
Chuckhold by Mespanman May 18, 2025

Cuckold Voyeur

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Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

Cuckold Creampie 

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A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.
She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

Concert Cuckold 

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a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
Concert Cuckold by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

Closet Cuckold 

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A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
Closet Cuckold by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

Chuckold 

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Someone with a poor sense of humor who cannot comprehend the complexities of humor but who sits around an enjoys watching other people chuckle in glee.
Wow you really are a chuckold for sitting here and listening to me laugh at my own jokes.
Chuckold by MOIALBB March 5, 2021
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