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cartoonishly evil 

An act that is so immoral, unethical, mean-spirited, spiteful, petty, low blow, etc. that it seems more comparable to the classically over-the-top schemes of a cheesy villain in a children's cartoon than the actions of a real live person.
"Did you hear about those activists who beat up a homeless man and stole his puppy?"
"Wow, that is cartoonishly evil."
cartoonishly evil by sieya7 December 11, 2017

choobish 

something you would call someone while playing starcaft, for saying something very dumb.
BOB1: OMGZ look a PLane
BOB2: why do you have to be so choobish, that is an overlord.
choobish by michael lee F April 21, 2008

chronoisseur 

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.
Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

Chroniscope 

An instrument used in measuring the amount of naturally occurring and/or synthetically created THC an object contains.

It measures both surface area content, and net THC percentage.

It displays this information as a ratio of
synthetic or organic THC to non-THC matter.
A general analysis of Hash from a Chroniscope would maybe find

98% surface area value of THC molecules
and say a 70% net THC content; the other 30% consisting of foreign matter like hair, dust particles, dead skin cells, plant matter etc...
Chroniscope by asdfgs March 9, 2009

Chronichiwa 

1. To greet someone who you will be smoking a sesh with
2. The marijuana variation of the Japanese Greeting "Konichiwa" meaning goodafternoon
"Chronichiwa gentlemen, lets get our smoke on"
Chronichiwa by G-rant H November 8, 2009

Chronoism 

When something is stated as a fact when it is not, in fact, a fact.
"We were mining, ahostile came to belt, I docked my 3 ships, the guy mining with me docked his 2 ships.
It looked clear, I let him know that it was clear and he went back to mining.
Shortly after an Arazu decloaked and lit a covert cyno next to him.
20ish stealth bombers appeared and gave yet another example of a Chronoism."
Chronoism by EveDude2003 August 2, 2018