choonis 

Choonis is the informal combination of two roots:

püooniʅ (poonis, havishamical origin)- which is an unnatural peenis that is capable of using suction and has various organic attachments, very few are born with these and they are assumed to be extinct.

chode - a fat penis with great girth and little length.

Hence choonis, which was used as an insult to those who were born with poonises. But since these people are extint it is currently used as a generic insult

Man that guy was such a choonis, he stole my grilled cheese sand-witch!!!!! (and I do mean a witch)

choonis by GrilledCheeseWitch February 17, 2010

choobish 

something you would call someone while playing starcaft, for saying something very dumb.

BOB1: OMGZ look a PLane
BOB2: why do you have to be so choobish, that is an overlord.

choobish by michael lee F April 21, 2008

choon, choons 

Slang for music, "tunes".

DJ Minty Freshhh back to his wickedest form, bangin' out those "Choons" like no tomora!

choon, choons by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003

Chroniscope 

An instrument used in measuring the amount of naturally occurring and/or synthetically created THC an object contains.

It measures both surface area content, and net THC percentage.

It displays this information as a ratio of
synthetic or organic THC to non-THC matter.

A general analysis of Hash from a Chroniscope would maybe find

98% surface area value of THC molecules
and say a 70% net THC content; the other 30% consisting of foreign matter like hair, dust particles, dead skin cells, plant matter etc...

Chroniscope by asdfgs March 9, 2009

Choonimal 

CHEW-NEMEL of Choonimals Clothing Company
noun
a horribly and distastefully hand-drawn rendering of a particular species from an animal phylum, usually drawn on someone's skin and depicted with characteristic gnar-teeth, lazy eyes, spiked tails, crooked appendages (apendi) and a distinct, intoxicatingly-ravenous feng shui:

Those choonimals look like they were drawn by a gaggle of gremlins

Choonimal by thethreadzine September 6, 2010

Hooj Choons 

Major and groundbreaking Trance and House label, mostly re-selling major releases from a collection of smaller labels. Was the "go-to" label for years on the DJ circuit when afterhours, raves and nightclubs were a booming scene.

-"That track is absolutely incredible"
-"It's the latest release on Hooj Choons, by L.S.G"

Hooj Choons by lushys December 3, 2009

choons 

Another word meaning, "music" or "tunes".
Often refers to computer-generated music (like the kind found in demo pograms) but can mean any type of music.

Those demos by Science 451, The Douche Crew, and Abyss have some awesome choons in them!

The new Anthrax album, "Worship Music" has some totally killer choons on it!

choons by Telephony August 23, 2012