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Chronoism 

When something is stated as a fact when it is not, in fact, a fact.
"We were mining, ahostile came to belt, I docked my 3 ships, the guy mining with me docked his 2 ships.
It looked clear, I let him know that it was clear and he went back to mining.
Shortly after an Arazu decloaked and lit a covert cyno next to him.
20ish stealth bombers appeared and gave yet another example of a Chronoism."
Chronoism by EveDude2003 August 2, 2018
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chronosaurus

track number 6 of Stray Kids new album Miroh, coming out 25th of march 2019.
A new bop.
i love the song chronosaurus by gods and kings stray kids
stream mia
chronosaurus by stream mia March 10, 2019

Chronosonder 

Sonder but not just for people over there, but for people over then; the realization that everyone in the past has lived a full life autonomous life, and there will be billions more in the future of which who are completely separate from you.
My parents lives didn’t start when I was born, there was a time when they were as naive as me, and my future kids will continue to live past me, and be smarter than I am now. That’s chronosonder.
Chronosonder by Spãcé January 31, 2022

chronosaurus

stray kidsbest song from the album
“ ‘chronosaurus’ is stray kids’ best song from the album! i don’t make the rules!”
chronosaurus by janelle jeremiah March 10, 2019

Chrolloism 

Ew 😠✋🏻

But i’m sorry that i said that because everyone has an opinion 🥺💖 You just have odd taste. But i do not agree how people treated the people born in Meteor City. It’s so messed up 😓
Chrolloist: I worship my lord Chrollo. We stan him 🤩💖 Join Chrolloism

Kurtist:It’s not too late to switch to Kurtaism..😓
Chrolloism by Kurtaism Baptist November 3, 2020

chronosynclastic infundibulum 

n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.

From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."
Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.

chronospectrum 

A really white computer geek whose voice turns on gay men.
I would have asked a chronospectrum to help me with my computer, but his voice turnsme on too much.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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