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a very gay vampire and priest duo.
they prioritize bros over hoes
A: Yo bro have you listened to Not for you?
B: Yeah bro it's so sad that Chronoir don't want to give us their macaroni
A: Wait- holy shit Heterostatis is playing
B: Man they should've named the song "Gaystatis" instead haha
Chronoir by mystastoelicker January 26, 2022

chronocracy 

Chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; The act of stealing time by a government from its citizens, by keeping them too busy with non-jobs, to notice the devaluing of their currency, over a longer period of time, making the citizen obligated to perform more and more work, for less actual self yield, as compared to an earlier time, like we see happening though "the eternal crisis" today.

By slowly devaluing money in a citizen's pocket, his time becomes worth less overall, (less money compared to older and more money equals rule by old over new power) thus he must work longer total of hours of his total life, to avoid becoming a persona non grata. Newly born citizens are born in a already divided up world, forever chanceless to come into power over previous gathered, and expanded over time fortunes.
The literal meaning of the word Chronocracy, has changed from original thought.

chronoisseur 

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.
Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

chronoid 

A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.
A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."

B:"What's a chronoid?"

A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"

B:"What?"

A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."

B:"What's a chesticle?"

A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"

B:" No."

A:"That's a chronoid."

B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"




chronoid by booch dog August 5, 2008

chronoillogical order

A sort order that's supposed to be chronological order, but isn't.
Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.

Chronoism 

When something is stated as a fact when it is not, in fact, a fact.
"We were mining, ahostile came to belt, I docked my 3 ships, the guy mining with me docked his 2 ships.
It looked clear, I let him know that it was clear and he went back to mining.
Shortly after an Arazu decloaked and lit a covert cyno next to him.
20ish stealth bombers appeared and gave yet another example of a Chronoism."
Chronoism by EveDude2003 August 2, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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