chronorape

The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.

Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.

Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.

Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?

Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.

Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?

by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009

Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

Chronopedalisation

This is a random word that just fucking appeared in my mind when I woke up on the morning of House Haka Competition. It means "random asf".

"Oh my god! That Krunker.io player just has the most Chronopedalisation name ever.

by lukeydukey2294 August 8, 2019

chronospectrum

A really white computer geek whose voice turns on gay men.

I would have asked a chronospectrum to help me with my computer, but his voice turnsme on too much.

by A Mage of Warm March 9, 2016

Chronoage

Also called cisage.

Having an age identity that is the same as your chronological age. Contrast with transage.

I am a chronoage 21-year-old. I was born 21 years ago and I do not identify as another age.

by Shugunou January 20, 2023