Chronic Dick

When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis.

Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.

Chronic Dick by Medicine-man March 16, 2009

Chronic Dick Withdrawal 

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

Chronic Dick Withdrawal by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

Chronic Strangle Dick 

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

Chronic Strangle Dick by jiffnep April 1, 2022

Chronic Dickpendency

A condition where in a female has chronic need for dick, symptoms of chronic dickpendency include, headache, cramps, loss of focus and attention

Meklit has be diagnosed with chronic dickpendency

Chronic Dickpendency by ዙላ May 31, 2021