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Brandon Chromes 

NASCAR driver Brandon Jones after he ascended to godhood after claiming his first win at Kansas.
Brandon Chromes by The_Melon_King October 31, 2019

Chromebook 

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

Chromosomia

A dangerous, potentially contagious illness. The symptoms include, but are not limited to:

-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit

In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.
Example 1

Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.

Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.

Example 2

Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.
Chromosomia by chromohunter69 October 1, 2020

chrome dipper 

Someone with lots of money who is willing to spend all of it, even to the point of bankruptcy, to outfit his/her ride with chrome.
Yo man, Johnny's sucha chrome dipper, his momma ain't got no place to live!
chrome dipper by Cheria January 8, 2009

Chromebook 

A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
Chromebook by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018

Chromebook 

Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
Chromebook by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018