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christopher :) 

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$
christopher :) by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

Christopher 

Christopher is a very unique dude. Incredibly smart, yet hilarious too. He can be incredibly sarcastic, which he uses as a defense mechanism. He struggles with self esteem. Always feels bad about himself, and will unfortunately struggle with that for a very long time. Do you know a Christopher that goes to therapy? Yet he is a very special lad, and make sure you keep him around, cause he’ll always make you laugh.
Chad: I can’t stop laughing!
Carry: How come?
Chad: I just hung out with Christopher.
Carry: oh no... you may never stop laughing!

Christopher 

Christopher is the most caring and loving person ever. He is drop dead handsome and veryyyy romantic. Id never trade my Christopher for anything. I am following him too college and encouraging his dreams. When we get married im having his kid. I want to grow old with him. He makes my heart skip so many beats and makes me dizzy. I hope everyone finds a soul mate that is as perfect to them as my Christopher is to me. He is my best friend, boyfriend, and fiancee. Im blown away by his talents, and i always like to brag about how wonderful he is. To people it is very clear we are in love. I beat myself up inside when i hurt him, he deserves perfection.
1. What drug do you take?

I take Christopher.

2. Christopher is my lover.
Christopher by Angel912 October 16, 2011

Christopher 

The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
Christopher by head over heals November 9, 2010

Christopher 

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.

I love my Christopher, forever and always.
That soldier, he keeps me sane.
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Take a deeper look at your Christopher before you let go, he might be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Christopher by Cece Leighann January 20, 2009

Christopher 

Christopher name meaning bearer of christ. Christophers are usually handsome, caring, generous, and funny guys. They are very loving and compassionate. They will sit there and hold you till the sun comes up. They will make you soup when your sick and stand by your side when your going through a tough time. They aren't afraid to beat anyone up that hurts a loved one or friend. They are very marture. They love fast cars and motorcycles. They hate taking many pictures and hate to smile. They aren't looking just to have a fling, they want to fall in love. They make many girls fall in love with them, just by the thoughtful words they say. They aren't really into Valentines Day, only because they show their love for someone all year long. They love to be adventerous and daring. They can help anyone in any situation and give some of the best advice. They also make good looking babies. They are just the best type of guys to fall in love with.
I just got some of the best advice ever.
You must of got it from a CHRISTOPHER.
Christopher by 081508 February 14, 2010
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