"21 Good Ass Questions"
Why are you so ashy?
How da
hell are you allergic to lotion?
Why do you talk about Lisa behind ger back, but still stalk her?
Why is your hairline so damn far back?
Why are you so in love with juniors?
How da
hell did you get dumped by a freshmen?
Why are you going to
da damn dance with
Erin, but you are goin' out with Lisa?
Why does your best friend hate you?
Why do you want to sit with Jeremy at lunch so damn bad?
Why'd you keep bitchin when you were on the b-ball team?
Why do you smell so bad?
Why don't you just admit you're gay?
Why do you think you are the finest
boy in that
school?
Why are your teeth so damn big?
Why are you so damn
ugly?
Why are you just now getting a car?
Why are you a quitter?
Why do you look like a damn gorilla?
Why does your breath always stink?
Why do you talk behind your friend'
s backs?
Why are you such a BITCH?