Christmonth

Just another name for December, the month which everything becomes about Christmas.

Mike: Hey Joe, merry Christmonth!!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?

Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!

by iamanthonydean December 1, 2019

Christmyth

A name for the traditional December holiday, based on a mixture of Christianity, and the importance of consumerism. Both of which are mythical.

"Are you heading down to town hall, for the lighting of the Christmyth tree?"

by B. Rogers November 21, 2011

Chrismantha

A relationship that has no moves whatsoever.

Ugh Ethan and Chriselda are literally chrismantha right now.

by K33yal January 30, 2020

Christmeth

A day where many methheads gather together & smoke meth.

Junkie 1: "what are you doing this christmeth?"

Junkie 2: "smoking meth of course!"

by Noodlesnoodle March 23, 2016